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SANTA CLAUS ((( AIN'T ))) COMI...

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Santa Claus ((( Ain't ))) Comin To Town Santa Claus is quite offended About what's happening Christmas day Because our home town football team Are on T.V. and messing up his way His way of being the focus Of the day we celebrate his name But people will not acknowledge him Because their minds will be on the game But our team will lose that game And they're also gonna lose their spine And might you inquire why It's cause they're being punished by the Lord Divine For the baby Jesus was born that day But those idiots will glorify the game Instead of only celebrating His one and holy name You see you should never be glorifying sports stars By putting them higher than God For those stars are like specks of dust That will disintegrate into piles of sod And so I will close this poem That I hoped I wouldn't have to write And you can bet your bottom dollar That game ..."will not"... be a part of my night Rachel Ann Bovier ( Xmas Cards Welcomed )

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