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POEM IN TITLES OF "PLANETS" ...

Poem In Titles Of "Planets" Jenny Lee was a choco-holic And the "Mars" bar was her tempting fate In fact at a weekend stay at the hospital It was fed to her intra- "Venus" -ly straight And there was...

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POEM IN TITLES OF "JAIL" THE...

Poem In Titles Of "Jail" Their marriage was "On The Rocks" Almost like they were both "Confined" To a place with "No Escape" As divorce would never cross their mind "Incarcerated" they surely were...

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POEM IN TITLES OF "CHAMPAGNE" ...

Poem In Titles Of "Champagne" She "Sparkles" just like a "Fizz" All "Bottled Up" with love And with just one "Taste" I tell you You'll be soaring like a dove And you'll be "Drunk" with her appeal Just...

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POEM IN TITLES OF "POKER" I ...

Poem In Titles Of "Poker" I will give it to you "Straight" I am tired of "Dealing With You" So I'm "Cashing In My Chips" And "Bidding" you adieu Yes you've always been my "Queen" But this "King" has...

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A LITTLE BOY AND HIS PONY L...

A Little Boy And His Pony Little Johnny got a pony for his birthday He was living in the town of East Connosin And how he loved and cherished that pony And taking care of her he was promisin He would...

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HAPPY 65TH ANNIVERSARY! CHARL...

HAPPY 65th ANNIVERSARY! CHARLIE AND CHRIS SAUERS November 28, 1959 Happy 65th wedding anniversary! Two people who have been and continue to be a great inspiration to all who know them, but we as...

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YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE KEE...

You'll Never Walk Alone Keep a good frame of mind And always keep a caring heart Love your neighbors and all your friends And do it right from the start Even love the ones who hate you Forgive them...

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SIR BENJAMIN "SCROOGE" HE WA...

Sir Benjamin "Scrooge" He was indeed a wealthy miser Gave nothing to the poorest charity And cleanliness and kindness both For him was always a rarity His riches he kept in his cellar Locked in wooden...

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THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS GIFT ...

The Greatest Christmas Gift To rid the world of hatred To rid the world of pain To rid the world of greed And evilness just the same To rid the world of bias Towards lesbian, gay and the like To rid...

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SANTA CLAUS ((( AIN'T ))) COMI...

Santa Claus ((( Ain't ))) Comin To Town Santa Claus is quite offended About what's happening Christmas day Because our home town football team Are on T.V. and messing up his way His way of being the...

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A CHRISTMAS MEMORY WE LIVED ...

A Christmas Memory We lived in the poorest projects And I was only seven And when Christmas time came around I found myself praying to heaven That my Mom and Dad would reunite Because they just...

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A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE JONATHAN...

A Christmas Miracle Jonathan Riggs lost his wife 7 years ago Christmas Eve He was never again the same And how he'd forever grieve So one night in desperation He knelt down and began to pray Saying...

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THE NAUGHTY ELF ( TO BE RECI...

The Naughty Elf ( To Be Recited With A British Accent ) A little bugger indeed With toppings of the nastiest word A contemptuous and cheeky one And so defiantly absurd Yes indeed a bloody good hiding...

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BIBLE REVELATIONS ? ( IN OUR M...

Bible Revelations ? ( In Our Midst ) ? It's getting kind of scary It's getting pretty real Hurricanes floods and famine And evil topping the bill People's tempers flaring And the hating on friends and...

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THANK YOU I THANK YOU FOR AL...

Thank You I thank you for all the years You've been reading the poems I publish And yes I am well aware That some of them were absolute rubbish But all in all I hoped they pleased you And may have...

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