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“GODZILLA MEETS THE LESBIAN” I...

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“Godzilla Meets The Lesbian” It was a knock-down-drag-out-fight But a very fair one at that For both had stuck to the rules No knives, no guns, no bat Well the lesbian had come out swinging And threw a hard left hook to the jaw Godzilla was dazed for a moment But came back with a swipe of his paw A speck of blood trickled down from the lesbian But she just chuckled and laughed it off Well Godzilla got quite offended But then violently started to cough The lesbian seized the moment And just body rushed him right to the ground And then proceeded to put him in a headlock And then for a moment there wasn't a sound So she got up and threw up her hands And claimed victory and walked away But then the hairy creature somehow awoke And shouted out... "I'll be back some day!!!” Billie Nardozzi (412) 921-3694 { All Calls Are Welcomed }

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