
The Misfortune Of Fortune
Fortune can drive you crazy
In buying everything in sight
It can turn you into a child
Cranky about a sleepless night
Fortune can make you snobbish
Ignoring anyone that's poor
Fortune can make you cry
Cause you were too drunk to open the door
Fortune can give you nightmares
Because you dreamed you lost your money
Fortune can make you oblivious
To an abandoned domestic bunny
And fortune can make you think back
To your old and great wonderful self
When you used to be kind and loving
Before you inherited all that wealth
Rachel Ann Bovier